Tuesday 21 February 2012

Lay ups and Rebounds

So........shower head just not doing it for ya? Need something that will grab your cheeks and justify your $20 a month pack of pills? Go for it babe! Everyone needs a rebound. It's like a game of dodge-ball, with your ex as the opposite team. You have all this energy you need to just throw at someone and you want to score the next point before he does not that you would ever tell him or expect him to tell you. Just for your own sake, and gossip.

I suppose rebounds are the dirty little secrets we don't like to admit to as when the night or weekend is over we tend to want to brush it under the rug and move on. It sucks being the rebound when you don't realize you are the rebound but hey it's human nature, we all do it and it's bound to happen. As long as it's not the ex you are on the right track.

It may have been quite some time since your rebound and you may be itching for something a bit more frequent or maybe just a quickie. DO NOT fuck your ex. Doing so throws away so much work and it's like starting all over again. No matter what you say or agree upon all those feelings (good and bad) are brought out. Someone tends to get hurt and why open old wounds? Plus why let him have that much power over you? If you can't help going back to your ex you should make a list of the things you expect out of a man, and then compare it to him. I mean sometimes he may fit the bill but he just doesn't like you. I had a girl cry her eyes out at my Halloween party over this guy. Don't be that girl ever, her friends were completely worried and pissed off and me? Well it was my party, I could be a bitch if I wanted to not to mention it was my house.

Now if you can't help but love him even if he doesn't fit the bill or really like you back or just he really likes you but you two really don't work well. Move to a different city, join the military, chop off your head, or you know, have some self discipline and MOVE ON!!!!

Even if it's an ex from ten ex's ago. Don't do it. Recycling is only good for the environment.